Gold Day. Pre-Test Day. Day of the Day before the Test! Day 35.

Hey everyone! Did you know we are testing? Are you prepared for testing? Did you test your ability to test? How can you test the veracity of the test that establishes your preparedness for the actual test that tests your ability to go to another place and take more tests so you can graduate and test yourself in real life situations that might make you testy?

I had to take a test to prove I had the ability to test.

It's a true testament to testing that we all need to constantly update our testimonials that testify to our intestinal fortitude for the incontestable contests that will occur no matter our protestations.

Although you may detest testing and it may give you intestinal protestations, it is with testiness aside that I attest to the incontestable fact that without testing you may some day die intestate, for you never new you needed a last will and testament. That is proven if you have passed the Bar test.

If this causes you to value the life style of a testacean (I don't care what spell check says, testacean is a real word. I know I took tests on it in marine science and although this word is flagged I offer my protestations.)

The attestation of those obviously of strictest, and adroitest protestations can obviously blame this uncontested testimony to an overabundance of testosterone, I can assure you in the most resolutest (also a word) yet least succinctest manner that testing is the only way to prove your value and that is something I would bet my last testoon on.