Day 84

I took Sybil to the park today so she could bully other dogs.

After bullying other dogs, she did an excellent job of keeping away people that might want to share the park with me. I like a personal space of about 10 acres, so this was nice.

Before this I had to leave school a bit early today. At least that is what I told my 8th period. It's something I invented called reverse skipping. The kids show up to class and then I just leave. Before I left, I gave them homework because I'm not a monster. I still want them to learn.

We also spent time talking about the finer points of South American cuisine, and although it sounded a bit exotic, I will not judge. All I can say is keep your hamsters away from your relatives. Guinea pigs too, probably. It's probably better just to have an intimidating pet, so no one in my U.S. History Honors class tries to eat it.

Here is a picture of Sybil looking delicious.