Day 12. The Trees That Dropped the Fruit

Tonight is open house. I look forward to meeting your parents and trying to determine where your eccentricities arose from.

I'm always impressed at how normal your parents seem.

I would prefer an open house where your pets come instead. I'd have to figure out which kid is which based on the animals of their choice. Are you the kid with the parrot that screams obscenities? I may know who you are. Do you have a cat that refuses to enter the classroom? I know that person as well. Does your dog try to bite me when it learns of the ridiculous AMSCO packet I assigned? That could be anyone in AP Gov.

Below is a picture of my room with a few improvements. See if you can figure out what I changed. Also, if your parent doesn't want to come you can just show them this picture and tell them to read the Federalist Papers. It will be almost the same thing.