Blue Day. Formerly A Day. Day 64.

Today was the last day of the AP Government Test. Surprisingly ten people were absent. This is what I believe happened.

Person one was running late because they found an injured condor. Condors are native to California and South America. Seeing the endangered bird they attempted to revive it by CPR and mouth to beak resuscitation. They contracted bird flu.

Person two, upon seeing person one lying in the street suffering from bird flu, mistook them for a bird. A large bird, possibly a condor and immediately called animal control and had them shipped to Peru, leaving behind the original actual condor. In the process of sending a container to Peru, the airline stipulated that they need to accompany the bird (actually student one) and student two boarded a flight for Peru.

Person three, after receiving a call from person two that they were on their way to Peru, saw a chance to return the llama that had followed them home from Machu Pichu the previous year and drove the llama to the airport to also be transported by student two. Meanwhile student one was still in a large crate labeled "sick condor". On their way to the airport with the lost llama, student three became stuck in traffic and to make better time, ditched their car and tried to ride their llama towards the airport through traffic on 595. This attracted other llamas, living ferally under the overpasses near the airport and student three was swept away by the angry feral llamas, blaming them for enslaving the llama they were attempting to return.

Person four, drove past person three's house and noticed the llama that was usually there was gone. In an act of selflessness, person four began to scour the area looking for the llama, and believing they had found it returned it to person three's yard. It was in fact not a llama but a tall labradoodle with a long neck.

Person five, seeing person four stealing their labradoodle from their own back yard, confronted person four and the two of them decided to solve their conflict like adults in a freestyle, rap and break dance fight. This attracted a crowd and delayed both person four and five.

Person six, passing by that crowd stopped to watch the best break dancing ever seen in Weston. They were inspired by the athleticism of the dance and the wit of the freestyle rapping, that they immediately dropped out of school to pursue a more lyrical and musical future. They rushed home to tell their parents they were NOT in fact going to college and had in fact spent their entire college fund on parachute pants, beanies and a vintage pair of Jordans. They slowly walked away to start a new life on the mean streets of Weston.

Person seven, walking eagerly to take the test that they had definitely studied for, was surprisingly accosted by a rapper in parachute pants and wearing a beanie. They were challenged to a break dance fight by an unknown, but slightly familiar person. They battled valiantly but dropped their school ID in the process. They were denied entrance to Cypress Bay and they watched as the gates were slammed in front of them. They slowly walked towards the Everglades, determined to start a new life as a swamp person.

Person eight, diligently traveling to school to take the test they were DEFINETELY ready for, found one of their classmates ID's on the ground next to a pair of vintage Jordans. They decided to bring the ID to school, but as they approached the white gate, they mistakenly showed the ID they had found on the ground, and before they were given a chance to explain, they were sent to internal suspension for having a fake ID for an indefinite amount of time.

Person nine seeing what had happened to person eight, attempted to free person eight and broke them out of IS, however as they tried to run away one of 78 administrators began to chase them in a golf cart, yelling orders at them from a bullhorn and obnoxiously whistling. Both person eight and person nine were forced into the small forest on the edge of the campus and joined the pack of foxes that live there. They are now fox people.

Person ten was actually almost to class when they heard loud whistling and saw a golf cart rush past. They thought that was totally normal, however the whistling had attracted a now previously sick, but now rehabilitated condor that was somehow left on the streets earlier this morning. The condor seeing an easy meal, picked up student ten and flew them away to their nest in the Andes mountains, surprisingly running into student one being force fed guinea pigs by scientists still convinced that they were in fact a condor in need of healing.

And that is why no one came to fifth hour for the test.