B Day November 3

Freshman Study Hall: I'll keep it brief and allow your mind to paint the Dante-esque landscape that I traversed today. They spent the better part of an hour comparing the flatness of their tongues. Go ahead. Just let the image swirl around in your head.

U.S. History General: We did the jigsaw activity and I only had to re-answer the same question 12 times so it's an improvement. One miscreant wandered in 20 minutes late claiming he had "lost track of time". He tried to bribe me with a DECA cookie. Further proof that DECA exists only to perpetuate evil.

U.S. History Honors: I told them at least 37 times to turn in their Jigsaw presentations on the Robber Barons because I KNEW they were done. Many did, and I see them someday shining with a light that illuminates their path towards great things and warmth. The rest will stumble over the excuses they toss down in the darkness that emanates from their souls and their minds.