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Day 86

And just like that the hatred fell away. I was as unburdened as an infant and I felt no hate. We might not have all the books, but we...

Torture!

I am in an online meeting from 3:30 until 8. This is my life now. We even did an icebreaker. Online. Some people in the meeting are...

Day 84

I took Sybil to the park today so she could bully other dogs. After bullying other dogs, she did an excellent job of keeping away people...

Day 83

"And when he stumbled, they found they could not lift him. He had taken on so many of their burdens he could no longer stand, so they...

Day 82

"We cast down our idols and set them afire then warmed our hands over the ashes. It was only then that we could tend to our crops. Our...

Day 81

"When all of the world was trapped in reptilian bodies, I walked a mammal amongst lizards." This is going to be my opening line for my...

Day 80

Today I was wrenched from the warm cocoon of vacation, set adrift on a sea of responsibility and wound up gasping on the shore, the red...

A Suburban Holiday Miracle Part 5

Todd Manatee was at the bottom of the canal not floating. Mrs. Manatee, Vanity Manatee, and Hannity Manatee were at Mrs. Hoggingham's...

A Suburban Holiday Miracle Part 4

Mrs. Manatee was in her manee van headed to Mrs. Hoggingham's house. Sanatee Claus was on his magic flying jet ski, headed south to avert...

A Suburban Holiday Miracle Part 3

Mrs. Hoggingham stared at Mrs. Manatee. Hannity Manatee squirmed in the shopping cart and Vanity Manatee tried to blend in with the...